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That's it, that's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! Ooh, Spongebob betrayed us! I should've never started this stupid fan club! I'm gonna get rid of all my Spongebob merchandise! All of it! All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'll do - I'll run away and never come back!
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It's election season! You know what that means! It's time for all the worthless fuckin' ideologues of the world to take time out of complaining that Magic: the Gathering feminists are gonna steal their anime titties and pretend that they know anything about politics!
But wait a minute! According to people who definitely aren't Nazis and just happen to have Iron Cross avatars, I'm also just a worthless ideologue! Well, that's great! That means I can get in on the action!
Lock your doors, activate your ray shield, settle in around the blessed computer monitor and crack open a boy with your cold ones. It's time for Electionwatch 2017!
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Kurdt Cokaynne, or Sad
03:08
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I'm sad.
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E like me nā mea a pau kānāwai ike
o ka maunakea,
ka mea, aohe ala he nalo meli ia
E e hiki ke lele.
Kona eheu, ua ikaika uuku e kiʻi
kona momona iki kino i ka lepo.
I ka nalo hopeʻeha, o ka papa, lele Hehe
no ka mea, nalo meli mai i manao
He aha ka hopena manaʻo mea hiki ole.
Yellow,ʻeleʻele. Yellow,ʻeleʻele.
Yellow,ʻeleʻele. Yellow,ʻeleʻele.
Ooh,ʻeleʻele a me ka melemele!
E ka lulu ia i ka apana uuku na.
Barry! Breakfast Ua makaukau!
Ooming!
Kau ma luna o ka lua.
Aloha?
- Barry?
- Adamu?
- Oan manaoio nei oe i keia, ke aha?
- ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu. Au e koho oe i.
Ke huli nei pahi.
E hoʻohana i na anuunuu. kou makua kāne
uku maikai i ke kala no ka poe.
E kala mai iaʻu. I Like e inu nei.
Eia ka puka.
Mākou makemake e loa haʻaheo o oe, ke keiki.
A hemolele hōʻike kāleka, a pau B ka.
Loa haʻaheo.
Ma! I loaa i kekahi mea e hele ana iʻaneʻi.
- E Ala lint ma luna o kou fuzz.
- Ow! A mai iaʻu!
- Wave iā mākou! Na Google e ma ka lalani 118.000.
- Aloha!
Barry, au iāʻoe,
hooki lele i loko o ka hale!
- Hey, Adamu.
- Hey, Barry.
- He mea fuzz tuko pīlali?
- Liʻiliʻi. Special lā, puka.
Kiakahi Ke manao iho la au Kuahiwi O e ia.
lā Ekolu papa kula,
ekolu lā kiʻekiʻe kula.
Ka mea, he awkward.
Ekolu lā kula nui. I Ka olioli au i
i ka lā, a hitchhiked a puni ka hive.
Oe i hele mai hoʻiʻokoʻa.
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Clicker Records Atlanta, Georgia
Clicker Records: music for people who think they're better than Poco. The best net label since Beer on the Rug.
Est. 2014.
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