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Fat Andrew W​.​K. Cigarillo

from Silk Roy Napoleon by Clicker Records

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Anti-smoking campaigns are the most authoritarian thing ever. Who cares if you smoke? TV ads should not rely on sensationalism to get you to cease. Quit on your own time or smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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When I say "fork it up,"
I mean "fork it up."
When I say "get nasty,"
I mean "get nasty."
When I tell you to pucker up,
you best rip your teeth out.

Because humans need no choice
because choice kills us all
I am the fat cigarette man,
this is my last stand -
I am the evil that's deep inside.

I wish to keep the human race safe,
keep them on the straight and narrow.
Let's ignore why there's dependency in the first place
and blame it all on near-evangelical peer pressure.

When I say "pause the film"
you pause the film.
When I tell you to drive,
I mean you should fuckin' drive
down to the rollin' hills of Marlboro Country
where gay Muslims hand-plant our chemtrail seeds.

Because choice leads to moral relativism
and because Jesus told us that "choice fuckin' sucks."
I am the fat cigarette man,
this is my last stand -
and Dustin Hoffman will BSoD at my sight in the end.

I wish to keep the human race safe,
keep them on the straight and narrow.
Let's ignore why there's dependency in the first place
and blame it all on near-evangelical peer pressure.
(It's the fat Andrew W.K. cigarette)

Delicious memes about with me
and as I go green with envy
I notice that my scene is
merely turning people off
telling them what to do
in the guise of good health
it should be up to the beholder
if they'd rather die an early death.

I wish to keep the human race safe,
keep them on the straight and narrow.
Let's ignore why there's dependency in the first place
and blame it all on near-evangelical peer pressure.
(It's the fat Andrew W.K. cigarette)

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from Silk Roy Napoleon, released February 10, 2015
Thirst-quenching lesbians - "vocals," manipulation, guitars, bass, drums

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