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Uganda Song for Uganda in Dire Need of Something

from Solarcaine for Followers by Shane Smith

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inspired by God Loves Uganda - a great documentary about the utter nightmare the Christian Right's turned Uganda into and peoples' efforts to stop their influence from getting much worse

specifically, a creepy praise and worship song calling for missionaries to go to Uganda

that Code: Lyoko sample at the end makes no thematic sense - I put that there because I wanted to put something there. also, mood whiplash.

lyrics

from the perspective of a member of the International House of Prayer:

God
please take us to Uganda
it's the shithole of the world
but we can do something there
God
let us minister in Uganda
show them the Light of Heaven
say "fuck you" to Vito Russo

all these people with false joy
living lies in Cronenberg bodies
let us save Uganda as a bleach
deliver us from evil impeached

God
cover our expenses to Uganda
we'll sell Margaret Sanger Thin Mints
but not give them any of the profits
Abba
deliver Uganda from Satan
and please-
wait, his name is Abba?!

we paid Bjork and Benny for the hits
so they're only focused on the cash
God, deliver Uganda - we need it
to show those nasty fags
we're right 'cause WeSaySo
although Earl damned his kind
I don't need that modern religion
I can be cool by God's request only

all these people with false joy
living lies in Cronenberg bodies
let us save Uganda as a bleach
deliver us from evil impeached

they're God's rare gem
they're God's Foot Clan
they minister
all the night long
Uganda sings
salvation brings
Kato in chains
top homos leak

buy a magazine
flip to page 15
recruitment's high
Bradlee Dean on high
exalt Ray Comfort
Scott Lively's our king
deliver Africa
they're black children, God

deliver Uganda!
deliver Uganda!
deliver Uganda!
deliver Uganda!

deliver Uganda
I thrust my hands to feel
up to Heavenly skies
a vapid gesture renown
deliver Uganda
I lieft my voice prostrate
I'm your Garth Algar
you're Furnier if he weren't acting
Furnier if he weren't acting

please deliver Uganda

(blah blah blah Aelita is Franz Hopper's daughter blah blah blah FEZ II is canceled goodbye)

credits

from Solarcaine for Followers, released September 15, 2015
Shane Smith - vocals, guitars, drum programming, bad John Kimbrough impression, pathetic Page Hamilton impression, extremely pathetic ABBA pastiche

Sample:

the wham scene from "Revelation" (Code: Lyoko)

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