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A rock opera in miniature as told from the perspective of Luka Magnotta.

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I wanna be on the silver screen
I wanna go where people scream
At the sight of me, out of jealousy
Wookin’ po nub on the Greenwich Mean

Go to where I can achieve my dreams
Where I get there, nothing’s as it seems
Just a handsome nobody in a masculine sea
Wookin’ po nub in Eglington East

I’m Sharon Stone, about to make impact
I’m Sharon Stone, you better watch your back

Look who’s come on the scene
I’m ‘bout to be on all your TVs
You’ll ask yourself “how did he do it?”
“I made it in a castle with better equipment.”

Got my pets at the shelter down the street
Be with them, care for them, give them treats
Bathe them on the regular, brush their teeth
To them, life might as well be a dream

One day I cleaned up my misery
Plugged in my Hoover, let them go in freely
And I flipped on the switch and the purrs were pretty
And I gave them one last stroke before I went to Tastee-Freez

I’m Sharon Stone, about to make impact
I’m Sharon Stone, you better lock your fucking cats

Look who’s come on the scene
I’m ‘bout to be on all your TVs
You’ll ask yourself “how did he do it?”
“I made it in a castle with better equipment.”

Don’t you care about me?
I’m a bona fide celebrity!

What do I do for you devotees
I’ll entertain, I guarantee
I’m much more than a wannabe
I’ll turn this student into my unlucky amputee
Be one lucky amputee!

She’s got the TV Guide on me!
She’s got the TV Guide!

Look who’s come on the scene
I’m ‘bout to be on all your TVs
You’ll ask yourself “how did he do it?”
“I made it in a castle with better equipment.”

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from A Wide Range of Perversions in Explicit Detail, released December 10, 2021

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