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shaking hands with modern man,
we're compromising each others' plans
we like to be all the things but we just can't
well, there goes the neighborhood
here i am, i'm a fellow man
well, i think i am - i dunno who the hell i am
i'm domesticated, i'm a hybrid
and my best friend's the drummer in the band
well, there goes the neighborhood
we say the things to go to you
it damn well affects us too
i know this is just another show
our lives we must sow
well, here i am, i'm a fellow folf
and what we play, well - it's solid gold
discombobulated, but still sane
and my girlfriend gets the sound from the les paul
there goes the neighborhood
we say the things to go to you
it damn well affects us too
i know this is just another show
our lives we must sow
shaking hands with modern man, what we do in the band
frankly, i give a damn - we'll be also-rans
we're here to rock you with our sonics - musical tonic
so hop on your feet and boogie to the beat
go
we say the things to go to you
it damn well affects us too
i know this is just another show
our lives we must sow
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Toothache
02:23
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i don't get enough of my adrenaline rush
the hunters are merely just tooth and nail guns
but i stay in the game as i glance at my mates
i'm not too good at this shit but it settles my limp business
i'd rather draw in my book but i think it damn well shook
you see i had a dream once - drew these "humans" just for fun
i mean the joke was just dumb, repeat it ad nauseam
but i couldn't detect the scents - artless is just for the best
how did we come here
who is our godhead
who is the mean we fear - that fills us with dread
am i creator
am i a creator
am i a creator
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Randy
01:50
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hello randy, prodigal father
metaphysical wanderer, died off sadly
and you, i look forward to
seeing your face again, feel your new warm hands
are you happy, randy
in the great beyond
it all feels charming
my solo song
hello, mommy, why do you look like hell
d'ya hear the death knell - notice the embalming
you've muttered insults at things caught within the grasp
what did daddy do you you - won't you tell me the truth
are you happy, randy
in the lake of fire
are in the insults handy
your career of lyin'
hello, randy - forbidden bust
loosening of trust, it's all rather dandy
rather dashing to vincent's mom whom you
knew as mom had me - fought tooth & nail, randy
are you smiling, randy
as they tear you apart
isn't this your candy
desires of your heart
shaking hands with modern man
gone fishin', you'll be damned
but it feels so empty
what the fuck am i, randy
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Slowlearner
04:50
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Rudy, as he knows
The fellow folf growin’ cold
Another silly slow learner
Disconnect from the world he serves
The things happen to him
Never learns a damn thing, bears a grin
Stuck inside those prior times
Watching his life is such a grind
Why does his reality change back?
Nothing changes, as a matter of fact.
Why try to pull every single trick
If he ain’t gonna stick?
I think his family’s static
To keep at bay the hive politic.
It all just works out too well –
At least we’ve aimed to give him hell.
(Hey, you try differentiating yourself in the marketplace of ideas, where nothing’s as what it seems and where nothing seems to gleam.
I don’t know why, it always happens that way. I guess you don’t fix whatever ain’t broken because you’ll leave it smoldering.
You call me static? I have a baby sister who’s a better hunter than I! I’ll have you know that my family’s gotten hell constantly for that!
Not like you guys have lives entirely scot-free. Not a lot of resistance – I mean, I don’t know how, but I split everything with you.)
Livid varieties (where have you been?)
Keep on those tragedies (have you witnessed your dead?)
Tear down those signs – (you’re guilty of the same crimes)
“Grey-fur freaky folfs need not apply.”
Rudy, as he knows
I’d like to see him on that skid row
He’s a mess of everything
I don’t know how he keeps so sane
Things all happen to him
Repeatin’ ad nauseam
Do you set in stone
What do the fans say
…wait…
NO!
He’ll come around eventually.
He’s a slow learner (I’m a slow learner)
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The Balladeer Drives
03:12
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I’ve been sittin’ in my car all day
Lookin’ o’er the things I have to say
Corrie dropped by a few minutes ago
And she said I can’t keep goin’ on this road
Lookin’ out the windshield all this time
Looking for that sign that I can’t find
I guess this life has something else in store
It never has occurred to me before…
…what should I do now?
All the signs direct me to the truth.
I’ve been on the road for half an hour
The dawn of peace, it sticks out like a tower
Relief is up the road, ten miles ahead
If it fails me yet, I’ll soon be dead
I’m desperate, but I do this just to live
I do it for myself, go through the sieve
…what should I do now?
All the signs direct me to the truth.
Sacrificing a partition
Cauterizing my condition
Settling my old unrest
Not giving in to my old friends
Ignoring voices from the cynics
Change the thoughts of stalwart bigots
Gone three days and come out new
What’s done is done and all is through.
…what should I do now?
All the signs direct me to the truth.
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I remember when I was four
Ridin’ to the playground
Just another day all around
At least I wasn’t bored…
And then I saw you sittin’ there
It’d be fun to talk to you
We felt that magic in the air
Fades away in sight of truth
And I dream because of you
Of not hearin’ the news
I hope it’s all just fake
A six-years-and-counting phase
But I like you no matter what
Despite all that is rough
Now tell me what you see
Why do you hurt me?
When I fall in love with my love
Hey, don’t tear it all apart
Look at me, you’re breaking up my star
I hope you regret what you’ve done
Hey you, humor me
I know you’re in the red
The end game’s all just a dream
To us, you’re as good as dead
The hell do you mean that “I’m a dick?”
Now what you’ve done is really sick
You’ve no idea how much it hurts
Your betrayal I don’t deserve
When I fall in love with my love
Hey, don’t tear it all apart
Look at me, you’re breaking up my star
I hope you regret what you’ve done
Desecrate my genesis
The reason I’m the folf I am
You stupid vegan bitch
High upon your power trip
Well, I thought I knew you well
it’s obvious you don’t give a damn
I swear to God I’ll do ya in
You chlorophyll head
(how could you do this, my only friend?)
When I fall in love with my love
Hey, don’t tear it all apart
Look at me, you’re breaking up my star
I hope you regret what you’ve done
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Lucidity Song
03:31
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i woke up to the sound of machinery
slowly taking in my change of scenery
blood gushing out through my moist nose
as for what happened, everybody knows
i thought i stopped him real good
but that's not how thing's ideally would
go but i was ignorant of peace
god i wish this were a terrible dream
i feel like i'm sleepwalking, like i'm dead
this is where i reside prior to eternal rest
dressed up by men who look up to the sun
lowered down by hands of light and love
shaking hands with modern man, i regret trip
lying in pain, with judgmental eyes gazing at me, stitched
lines and shadows sharp in my broken mind
all my education is nothing but lies
i look at him, next to me - he turns away
with bandaged snout and broken arm, his face is of dismay
light all fluorescent, buzzing like the flies
i'm afraid that i won't get any more tries
what i have slept through to become the monster
heaven's out of reach for me, hell's my place, i'm sure
guided to my pain by a man who's forced to shove
eased into my eternity by hands of light and love
slowly i came to the truth - what i did was wrong
how that'd alter course, how it'd change my song
as i cried crocodile tears, they morphed to my regrets
please, god, don't let this resonate - don't let it set
it's my fault, not his fault, but my own damn fault
i didn't understand, i went into like i'm saul
and blinded by the light, know what to be
and with that, bruno turned, stopped, and looked at me
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Song to Fiona
04:32
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Rudy:
Here I am, out your window
Here you are, arms akimbo
And I see the bags under your eyes
But instead I see the sweet delight
I damn well know it’s 12:35
But outside the night’s alive with life
And I don’t have to worry ‘bout surprise
Kev & Mom left me in charge tonight
I sing and play with my open arms
By this time you know I mean you no harm
So, Fiona, won’t you accept my hand
And traverse the early morning frownland?
Fiona:
No, thanks, you’re well aware it’s late
I see you’re just pleading for a date
Why won’t you call me on the telephone?
Why don’t you get your feet on the road?
Besides, if I wanted to accept your plea
Mom and Dad would worry sick of me
As you see, I’m stuck here for the night
Gee, you must have a terrible sense of time
And I respond with a resounding “no”
So pack up that resonator-Dobro and go
Please, Rudy, now’s not the time to see you
But don’t that as me saying we’re through.
Rudy: Won’t you let me have a smoke?
Fiona: Sure, they’ll never know.
Rudy: Care to join outside?
Fiona: Rudy, now’s not the proper time.
Rudy: Now what will convince you?
Fiona: If only you’d stay true
Rather than feelin’ blue
Not letting the bad news get to you!
Rudy: Well, looks like I screwed that up
Went about it wrong with all that stuff
I’m a little hasty, I shoulda nipped it in the bud
Shoulda went down here when the sun came up
Fiona: I guess I could join for a cigarette
I mean, after all, I’ve been so doggone stressed
Let’s leave it at that and reconvene
Rudy: I’d wish you watch the sunrise with me.
Rudy: I sing and with you I feel alive…
Fiona: I sing and with you I feel alive…
Rudy: I’ll catch you later when we finish this thing
Fiona: yeah, over at Bruno’s, down on Main
Rudy: Good night.
Fiona: Good night…
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One-on-One
01:33
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what do you want, rudy
just answer me truthfully, please
go ahead, go on and tell me
i don't know if i should let it be
sometimes i want authority
sometimes i want authority
but i dream of autonomy
and it's an odd form of heresy
send me off in a prayer and don't you come back later
fiona, why bring this up now
i know you can hear every sound
i know you feel so down
why you're crying on the ground
sometimes i wish for the old days
back when i could get lost in your face
when we had that everlasting gaze
but i must let it fade
but i can't
send me off in a prayer and don't you come back later
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Monaural
02:57
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aren't you just ungrateful
unfold me like a gatefold
i can't think straight because you
and your stupidity give me the blues
maybe i'm mono compatible
maybe i'm just unable
to fix this mess of a relation
screw off with the elation
the horse cries over to me
as you fly land, sky and sea
you think you're better than thee
it's just in your wildest dreams
and i drop by and say hello
you're the red sight who comes to shove
i'm one speaker and you're the other one too
i don't know why we say we're through
look who's talking semantics
it's nice we've given up romantics
tell me, fiona, what's this about
you chewing me out for every sound
in 28 minutes i'd have this done
by regnad kcin and his lack of a gun
damn your jubilation, full speed ahead
there, i said it, you're better off dead!
the warped skies over the sea
with beings who pollute the streams
that's what you are, a waste of the scene
your evil eyes they glow so green
and i drop by and say hello
you're the red sight who comes to shove
i'm one speaker and you're the other one too
i don't know why we say we're through
and yet i can't hate you
those things i've said, they're not true
i was hurt and it's my fault
i admit it, just please make the call
i don't deserve your love and affection
hell, i don't deserve an iota of attention
what the hell did you do to me
it's alright if you don't want to see me
and i drop by and say hello
you're the red sight who comes to shove
i'm one speaker and you're the other one too
i don't know why we say we're through
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look into my beautiful mind and tell me that the heart's as black as night. as far as i could tell, the unceasing well of all the pain is merely but a drain for those dumb ideas you've come to me with all these lucricities, so if you'll kindly go away and leave me to my day...
smells like
burning souls in the moist air
tells lies
hurting souls in the boy's hair
into her sad eyes i gaze, the both of them their eyes they amaze me as i try to search inwardly trying to find what i've done to hurt them - i feel like it was intentional and the price i pay is this burning hell so please like my naive self i want to be the new me, i can change...
smells like
burning souls in the moist air
tells lies
hurting souls in the boy's hair
let me wake up let me wake up lord for the love of god let me wake up lord
i can't wake up why can't i wake up my blood runs cold at the dawn of a sun
as i bare my fangs, unsheath my claws and gaze at the mess i had become, struggle to go back to those old dreams of fiona as i once knew her, not as the bitter being i caricatured her in the haste of our fight but as she
and like that i sat down and i cried
smells like
burning souls in the moist air
tells lies
hurting souls in the boy's hair
let me wake up let me wake up lord for the love of god let me wake up lord
i can't wake up why can't i wake up my blood runs cold at the dawn of a sun
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(lyrics to be added later)
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Spicy
02:37
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I’m so empty without you
Sometimes I can’t see it through
The both of us, we stick like glue
But an aging record label, it peels
So we try so hard to stay sealed
Always prioritizing the real
Corrie, you’re the real deal
You’re the real deal
I met you one day in the midst of a hunt
I was reluctant, couldn’t give enough
We had a chat for two or three hours
We’d rule the world if it weren’t so sour
Thanks for everything, I love the support
Fix up all my stuff and the sort
Corrie, you recognize me as a man
Not a wolf, but a man
I hear another spray of complaints
From Rudy and his girl. All we can do is wait.
But I can’t help but to feel they missed
The entire point of this silly shift.
Like the mom who’s scared of Death Grips
Wanting her kids to listen to the Butt Life Kicks.
Corrie, we should try to help them.
That’d be a godsend.
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These Highways
02:54
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Too much pressure on these highways
Downtown streets got me less worried
The open roads are mine for the keeping
But every day, I ask “what is it that I’m seeking?”
These highways are paths beyond
The ever-present promise of suburban humdrum
They lead to infinity, return from infinity
And after my trips I show more affinity
As I stare out into the sunset,
I ask Fiona if she can take my hand
And she did and we felt no consequence
And we tiptoed into this brand new land
Too much pressure keepin’ up with demand
By the time it’s all over I become Caliban
A wild pawn useful for insignificant things
And the ones I haven’t got they’ve bumped down to dreams
These highways lead to downtown avenues
Cut my losses and I can’t really follow through
These highways, they end in the tunnels
And once I’m stuck inside, we might as well go into our fun Hell
As I stare out into the sunset,
I ask Fiona if she can take my hand
And she did and we felt no consequence
And we tiptoed into this brand new land
These highways, they’re my guiding light
They’re my Star of Bethlehem, cuts through the night
They’re the beacon of hope, they’re my quiet revenge
They’re the things that get me through so much of my stress
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We said the things that went through you
It damn well affected us too
We managed to just barely get by
Within a thread of our lives
We’re still shaking hands with modern man
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