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Neptune, King of the Sea

from Satanic Drag Queen by Satanic Drag Queen

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One of my good online friends linked me to this really awkward Diff'rent Strokes episode that's become the epitome of awkward "very special episodes": The Bicycle Man. Basically, Arnold helped this bicycle shop owner with advertising and gets to hang out with him at his attached apartment - not realizing that Mr. Horton is grooming him. Arnold brings over his friend Dudley, wowed at all of the cool things Mr. Horton has, and the both of them are slowly introduced to porn, alcohol, furry porn, and some disturbing games.

That same day, I came up with this track. Took me a good six or seven hours, but I got something out of it.

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Man, I never woulda guessed that Mr. Horton was, you know, gay.

After the cartoon's over, we'll play Neptune: King of the Sea.

How do you play that?

Oh, you know, it takes a lot of water - bathtub, shower - ah, it's a great game. You're gonna love it.

Don't anybody move. I'll get it. I'm not doing anything important. I'm just revising my will. I'm cutting both of you out of it.

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from Satanic Drag Queen, released July 22, 2018

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