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William the Cryptographer

from Nugetre by The Squeakquel

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I joke to myself about how these shitpost songs are effectively a skunkworks for riff ideas for my actual songs? Well, this ended up becoming a riff in one of my songs, "Cryptographer."

Other than that, deer dental.

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One trillion years
I’ve been the Illuminati man
Oh yeah
And now I’m going to wreak havoc
On the falls of gravity
Bring Seth Putnam back to life
You made a grindcore song with an offensive title

Some midget with albinism brought me to life
Save me from this Evanescence lyric, oh yeah
And now I made the gravity all weird and shit
Because I was literally birthed by the Illuminati

The Illuminati is really just a woman
And she had the hanky-panky with the Father Earth
Who’s all like “no”
And she’s like “yes”
so really, I’m a rape baby
Laugh because rape is actual comedy
The act is comedy
The act is comedy
That’s what weev said in 1943

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from Nugetre, released March 5, 2018

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